I feel bad for a nutritionist who actually does need to compare apples and oranges.

Never confuse "iPad" with "pee pad". Trust me on this one.

Murder me once shame on you...

We are all mutants! (Ask a geneticist).

I don’t believe in buying a house that is "for sale by owner". You can save so much money if you buy it from someone who doesn't own it.

Sure I believe in god, but ultimately god is going to have to believe in himself if he is ever going to be successful.

It’s ironic that the word “monosyllabic” has five syllables.